Master of Ives

s at all, before you invented language.
But our powers slowly faded as you all stopped thinking about us. And we used to be so good together... I personally came to Mozart in a dream and gave him a sloppy blowjob so amazing that he composed "The Magic Flute" that day.
See, you guys and us, we're a perfect pair. You believe in us, and we inspire your great ideas. But we lost that, and humans lost their lust for life. I'm lucky to still remember that I'm an Ive. Most of our sisters are asleep, living human lives with jobs and stuff, no idea they're meant to be eternal beings of pure sexual energy, and toys to a worthy Master.
That's why we invented the Institute for Vital Energy (IVE, pretty cool, right?). So we can come together and search for our Master, a man whose sexual imagination is so strong that he can fully recharge us and reconnect the memories we lost.
Even now, as you read this, you radiate this huge power. We Ives are sensitive to such sexual energy. Please come to the Institute and take my sister Ying's test. I have a feeling we finally found you, Master. It's your destiny to collect all the Ives, fulfil your wildest fantasies with us, and reawaken us to our divine role as the muses of mankind.

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